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Pitch Perfect

4 May

A few months ago I participated on The StartupBus, I’ve written about how much of a great experience that was. But I never went into the details of what I took from it.

Funny, Jeduan introduced me the first day saying “She’s good at talking”. Time proved that to be very true, I became the on-board pitch assistant. We were working against the clock so coming up with good pitches was not an easy task, this post is a summary of all the advice I could possibly give if I was helping you make an awesome pitch.

I’ll play on my strengths, so I won’t focus on the financial (go to the VCs or the seasoned entrepreneurs for that, they’re usually quite approachable and do this on a daily basis) or technical stuff; if you want to come up with a good deck, I recommend the following resources:

Slideshare

PlantoStart

Lulo’s Blog (he’s a rockstar pitcher, so read that too!)

I believe a great pitch comes from answering the right questions, it’s important to answer them with a broad audience in mind (from your mother to Sequoia investors), so keep the language as simple as possible. Remember Einstein’s words “If you can’t explain it simply enough, you don’t understand it well enough”:

NAME your project:

URL 

WHAT YOU’RE SELLING:
When pitching to investors (on a Startup Weekend or Startup Bus like scenario, where getting paying customers is very unlikely) you can focus on ONE of three things:

  1. Traction – if you’ve managed to get masses directed towards your product you have to say this FAST and emphasize, I’d drop it right after the name and url
  2. Team -  if you haven’t gotten traction yet, but you have an amazing team, make sure you play on that, I put a section below in which you introduce each member’s strengths, make sure to make it count. You’re the team to solve the problem, that’s why you should get money!
  3. Idea – I wouldn’t recommend this, since it’s quite hard to sell an idea, but if you think it’s genius. Go for it!, just know the chances of getting money or even attention are slimmer. You sell your vision and how the world will be changed when it comes to life.

 

The questions you NEED to answer

WHY?

Give us two sentences on the passion and values that drove you to create what you’re creating

Tell us about the pain, the SPECIFIC PROBLEM you’re solving

HOW?

Tell us how you’re fixing the problem

Here you talk about how your client interacts with the product, for example if you’re building a dating site for dogs you say, we bring lonely rascals together with cute lonely single females, producing the world’s cutest puppies.

WHAT?

Describe the details of your product

The kind of platform, technology, etc; going back to the dog example: we built an amazing mobile platform where owners can browse profiles of other dogs and contact them via direct messages and forums.

I’m hoping that my dog example clears the confusion between the how and the what, if it doesn’t comment and I’ll come up with more random examples and creative explanations.

 

The team

Why are you rock stars?

Name each member of your team and tell us what he is GREAT at (evidently this being what they’re working on)

Tell us why you’re the right team to take on the challenge (no need to trash the competition, just work on your strengths)

 

The numbers

Size of your market:

WHO needs your product, describe your ideal target costumer

HOW MANY of them are there?

WHERE are they located?

WHO are you competing against, and WHY will you eventually beat them?

 

The Vision

Start small:

Tell us what your first niche will be and how you’ll take it over

Scale:

Explain how you plan to grow out of your niche and onto bigger things

Dream on:

Tell us how you plan to conquer them all

Tell us where you see your project in 5 to 10 years

 

Show me the money!

Does your business model have a name? (freemium, pay-as-you-go…)

WHAT EXACTLY will your customers PAY for?

HOW MUCH will they pay?

What are your costs for the entire first year of operations? Break them down to specifics, and compare them with your earnings.

If someone was to write you a check right now, how much would you want it to be for?

How will you use it?

 

The awful truth: If you can’t answer the previous questions, it means you don’t have a clear project in mind. As the hustler of the team you need to know all of it up and down, if the rest of your team knows and understands it as well as you do, that’s CEO material right there! That’s what communicating vision is all about.

 

TAKING THE STAGE

When you’re up on a stage:

  • Stand still, people dancing and fidgeting around look ridiculous and nervous, if you’re going to walk do it on a straight line across the stage. Stand, turn, walk.
  • With your hands make a square in front of your chest, try and keep your hand gestures within that box. If you’re pointing to something behind you, do it with the hand that is closest to it, don’t cover your body or face by using the hand that’s in front of you. Your gestures should be as open to the public as possible, this shows confidence and gets attention.
  • If you’re bringing the whole team up, spread them out, so the stage looks balanced visually.
  • Speak clearly, enunciate, be loud, make sure the people in the back of the room are hearing and understanding what you say,
  • Speak with conviction, even if you are making a mistake, say it like you mean it. There’s always time to correct yourself, saving face if you have a major nervous break down is harder. Besides, the energy you transmit to the public will impact how they receive you and your product, so make sure to sell it, to make them believe YOU believe in it (if you wouldn’t buy it… Why would anyone?).
  • Fuck the language barrier!, even if you’re speaking in a language that you’re not particularly good at, communication is not about speaking perfectly, 80% is non-verbal, so don’t concentrate on your shortcomings, concentrate on communicating how great your team and product is.
  • Own it! Speaking in public is like singing in the shower, you need to believe it and put on a show. Make that stage your bitch! and make the crowd remember you. Investors see pitches every day, you want them to remember yours, not boring the socks out of them is a good first step.
  • Practice Practice Practice! Great speakers make it seem so easy, if you’ve done it a hundred times: you will too. Make sure to get people to criticize you, an interesting exercise is to get others to pitch back at you once you’re done. This will give you insight on the message you’re sending and give you new ideas.

Startup Bus Chronicles pt. 5: Notes after the road

15 Mar

I like to make lists, here is my Startup Bus 2012 list:

  1. We spent over 72 hours on a bus… most of them with no power or WiFi, so yes: hackers actually coded on paper.
  2. We slept on every acceptably flat surface we could find, such as, but not limited to: bus seats and companions, gym floors, classroom floors, cafeteria floors, tables, chairs…
  3. We made it to SXSW (we had a border in between 39 Mexicans and an Aussie, and made it through like champs).
  4. We took lots of pictures, but not nearly enough to capture all the great moments.
  5. We spent at least a whole day without showering, so we had to make do with a bathroom sink… We got creative.
  6. We spent days without changing clothes, so at one point we couldn’t really tell who stunk (more).
  7. We ate pizza.
  8. We got smashed, both by work and by truck loads of alcohol.
  9. We made McDonald’s look like an actual hacker space and produced a power out. Twice.
  10. 4 women worked, ate, and slept with 35 men for over week.
  11. We built amazing products, and I say we, because even though we were competing against each other; we were always there to help out, cheer on, give feedback or pat in the back.
  12. We ate more pizza.
  13. We exceeded any and all expectations, including our own.
  14. We got injured: one nose, a bunch of scratches, bruises and many mild flues later, we survived.
  15. We pitched our products, our food and our mothers. For real.
  16. We worked in lumber mills, former malls, classrooms, hotels, houses, restaurants, streets, cafés and schools.
  17. We danced on bars.
  18. We were inspired.
  19. We roared with laughter.
  20. We tried every energy drink out there.
  21. We fought the odds, the weather and each other.
  22. One of our teams made it to the finals and the rest of us got kicked out from the venue where they were held, so we had to go watch the streaming at a bar… which we got kicked out of as well.
  23. We woke up at 5 am
  24. We went to sleep at 5 am
  25. We slept during the day and worked through the nights.
  26. We came up with some pretty inventive inside  jokes, nicknames and pitches.
  27. We were constantly challenged and amazed by each other.
  28. We were cold, hot, tired or sick for most of the ride.
  29. We had a strict no shitting in the bus policy.
  30. We had the shittiest bus.
  31. We had the coolest bus drivers.
  32. We attempted to hijack one of the cool US buses; we were too hung over to go through with it.
  33. We worked like slaves.
  34. We partied like rock stars.
  35. We screamed both with excitement and frustration.
  36. We met celebrities.
  37. We were met like celebrities in every Mexican city we stopped at.
  38. We walked into it a bunch of strangers and walked out a big, loud, cheerful family.
  39. We ate even more pizza.

…. In a heartbeat, we would do it all over again.

Photo courtesy of @szwerink

Startup Bus Chronicles pt. 4: We are all where we belong

14 Mar

Last night was, without exaggeration, hands down one of the best nights fo my life; so even though I’m aware that I owe a lot of stories about what went down on the Startup Bus, I’m telling this one first.

I woke up at 7am, only to find an email from Eoin saying that the meeting with Paul Singh had been pushed to the afternoon. I sweared a little and went back to bed. When we finally managed to wake up (after days of not sleeping), we only had a couple of hours to make the meeting, we got ready and ran to the hotel. We walked in and realized we were clearly underdressed (I was wearing a red summer dress with combat boots). We made our way to the a room by the side of the  bar and found a very pissed off Eoin going on and on about how there was no way in hell we were going back home that afternoon (emails had been popping back and forth with the possibility). Apparently we would miss out on some major networking opportunities if we did.

It was 3:30pm when Paul finally walked in, a small group of Mexicans had assembled, so we decided to move our show to the bar, it was packed, but we managed to get a table. We thought we’d be lucky if we got to talk to him for thirty minutes… we sat there for over two hours. Apparently he runs his life with the same motto as his investments: unlimited budget for stuff that works. He gave us advice, joked with us, gave feedback on our pitches and took care of the tab.

By the time we were done it was well past five, and all I had to eat was a glass of water and a little toothpaste. I was cranky as hell;  we made our way to the bar in front of the hotel, but one of our friends was kicked out by one asshole of a bouncer. We all walked out (still with no food in our stomachs, and after paying for cokes we didn’t even drink) and ended up going to the bar across the street, it was happy hour, so all our food and drinks came way cheaper. Best burgers ever and great service from a cute blonde girl that smiled –very unlike the bouncer.

We hung out for the rest of the afternoon, by night I was beginning to get anxious because I knew that night was my last shot to make it to a Quiet Company show. I had RSVPed and gotten an invite, but my friends hadn’t. I really didn’t want to go without them… It turned out that one of them knew someone at Tastemakers, the guys throwing the party, so by 9:30pm we were all inside. By that time, I figured I was screwed, since it had started at 8:30 and these guys were headliners, so we walked straight to the top floor (some other band was playing downstairs).

This moment was something: I looked across the room and saw the Quiet Company guys setting up. I got a whiskey at the bar and stood three steps away from them, enjoying every single song, singing along and dancing. At the end I ran into the manager, we figured we had been tweeting at each other (he runs their account), he gave me his card and I bought some beautifully made CDs from him. I talked to the band for a little while and thanked them for their music, by that point my friends were jumping up and down with excitement… Because they’re that good, I remember telling one of them “Remember this moment well, because next time you see them it’ll be at a stadium full of people, these guys will make it big”.

In the bathroom I ran into the woman who runs Flickr’s merchandising, I also ran into Say media’s CEO, who gave me some cool pins and got Tastemaker freebies (mixed CDs), when the promoter realized we had come all the way from Mexico. We decided to stay upstairs and saw Bear in Heaven, who are much different from Quiet Company, but still amazing musicians. The minute they were done we ran downstairs, where Cults had just started. Again we ended up just a few steps from the stage singing and dancing to every song.

Finally, at two, the event was over; we got even more freebies (posters and stickers) and walked out, we stood on the street looking at an amazing guitar player doing his thing at the bar next door. When we finally decided to keep walking I saw Paul walk by and high-fived him. He asked if we wanted to join him and Jonathon Perrelli and go get some drinks, they didn’t have to ask twice. We ended up doing tequila shots at the same bar we had been kicked out of earlier (the face of the asshole bouncer was priceless when he recognized my friend and realized we were already inside). We ended the night eating some Teriyaki gourmet bread with chicken and hunting cabs down.

We got home at 4, crashed for an hour and started the journey home, knowing that for that one night we had been exactly where we needed to be.

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